to do a Rosco

the need to take a shit before an event

"Sorry guys had to do a Rosco, I couldn't start playing football till I got that out."

by Chris Christensen October 25, 2003

fuck do

The kind of messy hair do that arises from human mating

- Bad hair day?
- Not at all. Just made it lucky with X, great fuck do!

by Sam Adams II May 29, 2007

Doing a John

Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.

So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...

by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

Do it later

Pronounced "do it laaaateeeer". Procrastination pushed to its very limit. Perfected by a dynamic young man from Dorset who first uttered these eternal words. A perpetual state of doing it later is known as All systems go

Mike: You gonna leave the house today?
Aidan: I'll do it later

by X-Ray_Cat December 28, 2007

Square Do

SquareDo: A hair style popularized by 90's era boy bands- short on the sides, longer on top with the frindge being styled upwards whilst the rest of the hair is pushed down on the head. Mostly seen styled with gel or with a 'wet look' and sometimes with 'frosted tips' Think NSYNC or BACK STREET BOYS.

Nice Square Do bud- its very late 90's

by Urban Wordie July 22, 2010

doing research

Partaking of online porn, esp. under dubious legal circumstances, or in a public setting

When the old rock n' roll musician's computer drive was discovered to contain kiddie pix he explained that he had been doing research.

After I told the librarian on call the security guard rousted that homeless guy from one of the far carrells, he was doing research

by Alf C. Kinsey December 15, 2012