Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025

cold lounging

The act of relaxing with a cold beverage, most notably beer, especially after a hot, difficult, long or boring activity. Cold lounging is often done with a friend and occurs in the most pleasant surroundings that can be readily located without unduly extending the hot, difficult, long or boring activity.

In verb form, cold lounge.

After battling the crowd returning from the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Spek and King stopped at a sidewalk cafe for some primo cold lounging.

by Gunzz December 9, 2008

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018

Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

cold root

A cold root is when someone gets a root for shits and gigs with an ugly chick

You should get a cold root. What's that. Well its not a hot one.

by Areallybigfuckinghole September 30, 2019

you got a cold nose

Another way of saying “your a bitch”

He told her “you got a cold nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

funky cold medina

It is PCP. PCP is a white crystallin powder you can mix in liquid, eat, snort or smoke. It is also known as angel dust, elephant tranquilizer, horse tranquilizer etc.... It make you hallucinate, feel strong, heavenly, rapid heart beat, possible numbness.

The song is talking about drug use, and women lining up for it (which ladies do line up for any type of drugs, depending on the ladies) The song is not talking about date rape drug use though some of the lines of the song might or are very questionable.
Yes. it is hilarious how people can sing/rap about anything with a good beat and even square assed people listen and enjoy-it's why music can be dangerous.

Nobody says funky cold medina any more, though some types of E have PCP in them

by C_fold September 10, 2023