Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019

chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence

Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally

by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022

Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.

Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message

by Tafukk November 11, 2021

Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019

chris jamal evans

christopher jamal evans
A 6’0 lightskin (white passing) man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.
Fine as hell 😩

oh? chris jamal evans?

that's a black king right there.

by cevans fan April 7, 2022

daddy chris evans

is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies

person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable

person 2: capable of what?

person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette

by smerra December 8, 2021

Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020