Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019

Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

chris jamal evans

christopher jamal evans
A 6’0 lightskin (white passing) man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.
Fine as hell 😩

oh? chris jamal evans?

that's a black king right there.

by cevans fan April 07, 2022

chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence

Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally

by Wellohello7457 August 28, 2022

Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.

Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018

Chris "Buddy" Prendergast

A person of hight society, looks down on fellow peers because of the sheer dominance he has because of his cloudage. If you see one in the wild refer to them as "Puff Daddy"

Yo, have you seen Buddy over there he's blowing some huge clouds. I wish I was him.Chris "Buddy" Prendergast is a amazing creature.

by Big Mac10 December 06, 2021

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 02, 2019