mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.

Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"

by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020

cap

someone who has nothing more than the head of a penis, a loser

jimbo: you hit that last night?
johnny: nah, i couldn't seal the deal
jimbo: cap

by driller 50 October 13, 2008

Southern ice cap

When a man eats a woman's pussy or her ass with an ice cube in his mouth

I gave Michele a southern ice cap and she loved it!

by Depraved lover March 9, 2017

cap

An internet slang describing something that you think is wrong.

I don't know, sounds like cap to me.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

No cap

When someone says no cap it means they aren't lying.

Tyrone: I dead ass fucked Tisha, the bitch with the fat ass.
Jimmy: Nigga you for real?
Tyrone: No cap nigga, I been tryna get at her for the past week.
Jimmy: Damn, you lucky son of a bitch.

by Really1212 December 11, 2019

Baseketball Cap

A hat that is so extreme in design (wether it be funny, scary, shocking etc) that it will psych-out the opposing Baseketball player into missing his shot, the varieties of Basketball Caps are limitless.

You Paul Gadd wannabie! I can't believe you psyched me out with your Baseketball Cap! Please remove your finger from my Rectal Cavity right now you jerk i know you dont own a P.H.D.

by Robby O'licious Bacon December 13, 2007