I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me
by TLV Biatch March 26, 2009
by hephaestus June 23, 2010
I was fuckin' with her best friend and so wen I tried to holla at her, the other friend was blocking da cock.
by Fresh22 August 05, 2007
Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.
*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me
by ahhsay May 09, 2010
When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.
Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.
by PHilthy Philatio October 15, 2009
Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.
by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009
During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.
Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)
Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.
Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)
Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.
by Nice Cream Paint Job November 13, 2009