Snake

A legendary mercenary

“Colonel, I want my fucking Lunchables” - Naked Snake

by Whovian1156 January 2, 2024

Snake

A slimy obese monkey that doesnt have legs or arms and will go up your butthole if necessary

I'm going to snake up my uncle

by Gregory poppings of the pimple October 7, 2021

Snake

Someone too afraid to speak their mind face to face

Snake- Hey wanna go to tanks today? "no". -secretly in panda groupchat- "we need everyone to go, Cole N is acting up again. We cannot beat him unless we summon an army."

by jasonwolfe January 18, 2021

Snake

A snake is jake Paul that is why Erika Costell is a snake bitch because Erika is dating Jake and Erika is jakes bitch

Jake is a snake !!!

by Chloe. Ava. Gonzales December 23, 2017

snakes

a thing that everyone hates and i love snakes.

snakes are cool stop killing them

by helloiamsean January 5, 2022

Snake

Basically @ most of the people working at I Love TaiMei — being real level 100 snakes and two-faced, honestly don’t really know when will your back be stab :-))

and yes basically everyone there is a snake that loves beef hehe

by snakelvl1 February 28, 2020

Snake

When You get the notification “Eric is typing...” after midnight knowing full well that he has a girlfriend and knows that you have a boyfriend.

Girl 1: Hey guys Eric is typing again.
Girl 2: Omg he’s a snake. He should just leave you alone.

by Bunkerisnotacrime October 16, 2019