Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.

Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block

by El Conquistador May 5, 2021

The Angry Deuceman

A very irritated, robust and powerful man that uses all caps on instant messenger.

Dude, he yells at me like the Angry Deuceman everytime we IM.

by Billy C August 14, 2003

Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender

people who feel like they're Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender

i feel like *Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender* aaajuniga

by qdlit October 2, 2024

Angry

Happy asf

That old is so angry she just gave me a billion bucks.

by BrickyardPro November 25, 2024

Ass Angry

Way more severe than butt hurt.

He skipped butt hurt and went straight to Ass Angry when he found out she cheated with his best friends dads older brother.

by anonymous December 1, 2024

Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus

"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"

by Clit commander. December 12, 2024

The angry Spartan

The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this chick but all at once you all go into the same hole and yell this is sparta
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The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this check but all at once and now your dick

My brothers collage friends tried this stunt but failed and got stuck in the same hole most definitely the angry spartan

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024