B-Doat

Biggest Dick of all Time, someone who is a complete asshole, selfish prick or douchebag.

Don’t put that video on Instagram you fucking b-doat.

by Sheryl007 October 18, 2020

B-kick

When life give you a swift, hard kick in the bagina.

Example 1:
Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me over text message.
Friend: Oh man, that's a real B-kick. Sorry dude.

Example 2:
"Hey neighbor, sorry for the b-kick but I just ran over your dog."

by jtownpop1 September 19, 2013

B Walko

The act of committing a series of statutory rapes on underage females, and then hiring a call girl to go to a formal event with you, whilst you try to pass her off as your girlfriend.

Tom: Dude that guys' life must suck.
Bill: Yeah man he's been pullin a B Walko for years now to try and keep himself happy. He's not fooling anyone though.

by Penisburg McGee October 14, 2013

B Zoo

A name for a mexican when she/he is being stupid.

"You're a crazy b zoo!"

by Johnishot May 16, 2012

Hunny B

A term of endearment for a female who's name starts with the letter 'B'

She's such a sweet little hunny b

by Hunny B November 14, 2011

Major B

adjective. a person that scams young, impressionable noobs out of their hard earned money and time.

The airsoft game was cancelled, and there are no refunds. We really got Major B'd.

by airsoft avenger November 21, 2011

B-Shift

Fire Service term used to describe one of the three rotating shifts in a fire department work schedule A,B,C. It can apply to either a 24on/48off or a 48on/96off work schedule. B-Shift is universally recognized throughout the North American fire service as the worst shift on the department. It is typically made up of an all star cast of fuck-ups, fucktards,weirdos, and ass bags that have no business being in the fire service. Poor leadership is at the core of this band of derelicts and B-Shift typically has the highest number of 220's in the service. (220 meaning on the dept. 2 min but acting like they have been there 20 years.) B-Shift typically fucks up on a regular basis and cannot follow simple directions. The basis of many department SOP's and SOG's that come out are usually because of one of these incompetent ass clowns. The Benny Hill theme song should be played over the station alerting system in place of tones when these dip shits catch a run. B shifters are well known for constantly complaining and crying about useless bull shit especially with regard to fuel and def in the rig. They love to write in the station log book all the wonderful things they claim to have done during their shift when in reality they just half assed through it or it never happened.

C shifter 1: "Why is there piss all over the floor in front of the urinal and the kitchen floor feels like honey has been spilled all over it?"
C shifter 2: "Fucking B-shift, those dip shits again"

by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022