toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions

"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"

by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024

toes

those weird things connected to your FUCKING FEET THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS OKAY TO SHOW THEM OFF

girl 1-did you see hailey’s toes today

girl 2-omg yes. she went put them away. they keep barking at me

by coconut2617 March 3, 2024

Ping Tac Toe

The sequential listing of at least three past or present hookups on Gmail's list of contacts.

Yo, my ex Molly came online while I was talking to these two broads I slept with last week, Lexi and Nicole, and boom: Ping Tac Toe.

by Juanpobbers March 19, 2009

pure toes

Toes that if they were a person they would be so innocent.

*sees soft toes with no wrinkles* "WOW YOU'RE TOES ARE SO PURE! MUCH PURE TOES"

by tYlErJoSePh0707 November 6, 2017

Webbed Toes

webbed toes is a condition that happens when the skin on or more of the toes end up being fused.

You see Aaron’s Toes? Yea I think he has webbed toes cause he’s an incest baby.

by BigDaddyJohnson420 November 22, 2022

Toe to toe with the benzino

When you are in it for reps and for real, like actually, and the benzino comes stepping, and you gotta send em rollin on back with the steaze.

I was going toe to toe with the benzino all day long. I'm a little tired, but i got that fucker!

by Montucky Miracle February 20, 2021

tap toe clan

a clan of people and fictional characters who are tap toes

male cartoon character: "eww mud"
viewer: " you're now in my tap toe clan"

female cartoon character: "I LOVE disgusting things!<3"
viewer: "you're now in my tap toe clan."

by Pokopon Kaitlyn January 9, 2021