Ugly weed

When your not ugly but your not cute so your ugly weed

Man your boy best friend is a ugly weed

by Sexuality January 25, 2019

Pulling weeds

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

by Joymooon May 7, 2025

girl weed

The best weed in the game. Unlike the boy weed plant this girl makes the shit you can smoke out tha bong.

Im growing a girl weed I can't wait to role that shit up and have the time of my life.

by long shlong skalts January 20, 2020

Weed Broke

When you're out of marijuana and don't have the money to buy more

Dude, I'm so weed broke, that I searched for roaches and scraped my grinders just to have something to smoke.

by Koolbluegirl January 14, 2019

weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!

We be on that weed welfare!

by Weed welfare December 4, 2015

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

Weed

Don’t smoke before 8am unless you want the day to be uneventful

Weed is good for the mind not for the weak mind

by Ukgangster September 24, 2021