Port O' Turd

Another name for a port o potty
:D

Me and my friends thought it was more accurate.
Port O' Turd is basically a Portable toliet you see at the carnival.
by jeska! May 16, 2007
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turd eating freak

an insult for a fat man that eats to much and goes to the bathroom often
Bob is so fat that turd eating freak
by Pamula Anderson May 27, 2006
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Panama Canal Turd

The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.
Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!
by Jami1026 March 24, 2010
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texas turd driller

The Texas Turd driller or the Texas T or the TTD for short is a favorite among scat porn fanatics. This rarely seen act involves a woman lying down; putting her legs into the air in such a way as so she is almost completely vertical. Then, her sex partner proceeds to pass a bowel movement and/or bowel movements into her vagina. From there penetration is achieved within her newly browned slot until climax is achieved.
That girl got a bacterial infection in her vagina because she got a Texas Turd Driller.
by weatherford niggerbee July 29, 2004
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ariel the turd

ariel is a turd and can fly
person1:Hey bruh you see taht
person2:its ariel the turd
person1:she smells
by ghklglyfuy December 17, 2013
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turd chug

were your partner shit in a cup and you drink it
dude my gf turd chugs anybody
by turd fasss December 01, 2008
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ghost turds

A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.
Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.
by unclefuzzy June 21, 2011
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