When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.
I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!
by Bankerlovely February 24, 2021
Get the Frosted Turd Burglarmug. by Pamula Anderson May 30, 2006
Get the turd eating freakmug. The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.
by Jami1026 March 24, 2010
Get the Panama Canal Turdmug. The Texas Turd driller or the Texas T or the TTD for short is a favorite among scat porn fanatics. This rarely seen act involves a woman lying down; putting her legs into the air in such a way as so she is almost completely vertical. Then, her sex partner proceeds to pass a bowel movement and/or bowel movements into her vagina. From there penetration is achieved within her newly browned slot until climax is achieved.
by weatherford niggerbee July 29, 2004
Get the texas turd drillermug. by ghklglyfuy December 17, 2013
Get the ariel the turdmug. A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.
by unclefuzzy June 21, 2011
Get the ghost turdsmug. by turd fasss December 9, 2008
Get the turd chugmug.