Jordan

Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!

Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner

by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018

Jordan

jordans a straight up nigga

"oi jordan you nigga"

by NOODLEGANG$$$$$$ May 3, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is someone who will steal your girl weeks after breaking up with her. Jordan waits for the vulnerable break ups

I will Jordan her
Jordan suck

by Evan Russell November 24, 2021

Jordan

Real Motion Man

My name is Jordan and I a real motion man

by L may June 21, 2023

Jordan

A Jordan is a complicated boy who thinks he is the best and tries to be cool by being a drug dealer but instead he is just an average tard.

Imaginary friend: Hey Jordan do u have the goodies?
Jordan: Yes

by OfficialyTru June 1, 2019

Jordan Torres

the biggest gentleman ever. he’s the type of person to not leave you alone if he knows something is wrong. he never fails to make you smile. he truly is one of a kind and anyone that has the opportunity to get to know him is very lucky.

Jordan Torres is so nice to his girlfriend, treats her like a princess.
Look at JT man, so inspirational.

by bellasara November 24, 2021

Jordan

The country in Asia that is often mistaken for the shoes.

Girl: Where are you from?
Arab: Jordan
Girl: LOLOLOL YOU WERE BORN OUT OF A SHOE LOLOLLOLOLL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Arab: stfu

by A really big weirdo September 12, 2022