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ragpicker's dream

A kind of "cocktail" made by a bartender with the leftovers from different customers' glasses at the request of a homeless drunkard.
The sot finished his ragpicker's dream in a couple of gulps
by gabetolmaz August 11, 2025
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Dream

Oh shoot that's a cool dream.

Hym "Seriously!? I just had a dream too! I dreamed that I was hanging out in this basement and then this kind of fat Hispanic looking chick shot me in the gut. Like right above the belt line. So, she goes upstairs and it's kind of like implied that I'm like a hostage now. And I'm just bleeding all over the place. And there's this white chick there who is... You know... Pretty chill about the whole situation. So there I am, stuffing toilet paper down my pants to try and stop the bleeding and, honestly, I'm being pretty chill about it too. And the Chris Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr is playing on my phone and there is blood everywhere, right? So, I keep stuffing toilet paper down my pants and I'm I'm starting to get preety cold and my pants are just drenched in blood, yeah? So I turn to the White bitch and I'm like 'Hey, yo, I'm not looking too hot here man. You want to, like, call the cops or something?' And she's like 'Aw, what? Seriously?' And I'm like 'Yeah, I'm not stopping the bloob, like, AT ALL' so she's like 'Alright' and she goes to call 911 but while she's on the phone, she starts speaking FRENCH! And I'm like 'Wait, where ARE we?' And then the fat mexican bitch comes back downstairs and I'm like 'Oh no, is she going to finish the job?' So I like walk over to the other side of basemnt where my phone is at and I'm like 'Should I call 911?'
And the the Fat Mexican just starts, like, having a regular conversation with me. Like... As though she didn't just shoot me in the gut. Amd that's when I woke up. But check THIS! When I woke up from the dream, the Chis Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr WAS PLAYING ON MY PHONE! Isn't that weird!? That happened to me once in high-school with a Yugioh episode too. So I thought that was pretty cool. But yeah... And when I woke up I'm like 'Oh no! If the Chris podcast was real... Then maybe the cold wetness in my pants was ALSO real!' And for a second I thought I pissed my pants but no... It didn't. So everything was cool. And then I did some writing and played Yugioh."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2023
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Dream Crash

To dream crash, to wake someone up at 6:18 in the morning.
Used as a verb. Shortened to "DC".
Dave to Jon: "Stop fucking with me or i will DC (Dream crash) you tonight."
by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010
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Dream SMP

A Minecraft server full of streamers who roleplay in a block world. You can watch it on YouTube or Twitch. The person who created the server, Dream, is a green man with a smiley face on his torso. There are other people on the server such as Tommyinnit, Georgenotfound, Technoblade, Ranboo...

P.S: they have an awful fandom and cringe stans
PERSON 1: Hey dude, did you watch the new Dream SMP lore stream?
PERSON 2: Unfortunately, yes. It was awful.
by vixkramen December 27, 2021
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love dream

A dream in which you dream about the object of your affection and feel a deep sense of love and/or belonging, which often lasts into the waking hours.
"I had a love dream about him. I must certainly be in love with him."
by CaIHe December 29, 2016
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Sweaxxty Dreams

Means have sexy dreams about me that make you a little wet in the front and a little sweaty in the rear
Make sure you have some Sweaxxty Dreams about me!
by Dorkydorktohisdork November 8, 2023
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Dream

A fucking idiotic dumbass youtuber with no life and all of his fans are emo and want to kill themselves because they have no father
Dream fan: "Hey did you see the new Dream video?"
Random guy: "Dream sucks ass you fucking shithead."
by Sussybaka6969696 June 27, 2022
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