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Dog Show

A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.

A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"

Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"

Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*

-In the near distance-

Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"

Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
by JhaelQ14 May 14, 2022
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Mickey Mouse Show

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.
That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.
by epic memmme August 11, 2019
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Show the angles right

A saying someone uses when they want another person to send a hot or good looking pic of them sometimes even explicit photos, abs etc.
For example

Girl: *sends picture of her face

Boy: “show the angles right”
Girl: *sends picture of her breasts
by The mysterious viper January 5, 2023
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Reality/game show moron

Someone traumatized by anything anybody says that isnt nice to the point they try and tell people not to use certain language.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
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goon-show

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap
My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game
by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025
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Solo Show

A term for masturbation, specifically a lone masturbation session without anyone coming into the room. Applies to both genders. Sometimes, sex audios are involved to enhance the experience to him or herselves.
"Almost got caught doing a solo show. I didn't know my mom was gonna walk in."
"Welp, I'm doing a personal solo show tonight."
by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm February 1, 2021
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show posting

A "show posting" occurs when you have secured a new job with the recruiting manager and then the organizations, kicks off the "job posting!, but you know the corporate process is bullshit as you have already secure the position, it is a facade, only a show to check the "corporate process" checkbox.
A friend knows a VP on Bank of America, who could offer you a management position talk to her to secure the job and the she will complete the "show posting" corporate process
by Corporate_Job March 11, 2015
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