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Chicken Situation

When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.
Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.

Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?

Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.

Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.
by CSituation June 1, 2010
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Chicken McSuckits

The snack of douchebags, jerkoffs, assholes, and scumbags. An insult.

if used correctly, mentioning chicken mcsuckits is equivalent to the phrase "i bite my thumb at you sir" and even more so "suck my dick"
dude, go snack on some chicken mcsuckits, douchebag
by Bigweenor September 22, 2010
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rave chicken

Someone who attends the Burning Man Festival or a rave and decorates themself in copious amounts of feathers. Inevitably some of the feathers fall off and become moop, littering the environment and irritating their more environmentally-conscious campmates. Related to the Sparkle Pony.
Burner #1: Damn, was a bird killed over here? What's with all the feathers?
Burner #2: Nah, I think it's just moop leftover from a bunch of rave chickens dancing.
by snowscape September 30, 2011
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Chicken feed

A pitiful amount of money you get from an employer or the benefits office where once you've paid everything out to stop yourself getting evicted and keep debt collectors off your back you're just about lucky to have enough left to buy a few bits from the reduced shelf at the supermarket
I'm once again sat clock watching for 5 days with nothing to my name waiting to be paid my chicken feed
by purpleponce October 25, 2020
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Smoke the chicken

When a male blows on the rim of a person of the opposite sex. Can be vice-versa and be done female on male.
Im a totes gonna smoke the chicken on that girl!
by Smoking the Chicken March 6, 2011
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Chicken thigh

The answer to any "why" question
Person 1: "You cannot do X
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Chicken thigh
by I will use my real name March 18, 2021
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Chicken Boot

a boot shaped chicken nugget you get at mcdonalds because they are made of ground chicken and "cookie cuttered" into various shapes.
90% of these nuggets are Chicken boots.
by vherrrrrrr86 February 19, 2011
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