The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

wanna go hangout with the bestest buddatious brothers? they are super cool and they have huge weiners
by saswizard June 8, 2023

A curse that will stick to you through good and bad (mostly bad), until the day you leave this living realm
by Bruhman! January 27, 2022

A term used to refer to Texas University located in Austin, Texas. Specifically, it refers to t.u.’s relationship to the state’s flagship university and Big Brother, Texas A&M University. Little Brother has a history of losing football games in its brutal in conference schedule, featuring a slate against blue blood football programs such as Kansas, TCU, West Virginia, and Baylor, otherwise known as murderer’s row.
Poor Little Brother! They’re having a hard time beating Gary Patterson and TCU, I don’t know why they think it’s a good idea to follow Texas A&M to a real conference.
by Alpha Texan September 29, 2021

The most bad ass duo ever to walk on planet Earth. They are devastatingly handsome and get any woman they want. Everywhere they go red carpets are rolled out in their honor and girls flock to them in order to witness their glorious presence.
The Miller Brothers are blessed with brilliance, confidence and charm. From Wisconsin, they are extremely proud of who and what they are.
The Miller Brothers are blessed with brilliance, confidence and charm. From Wisconsin, they are extremely proud of who and what they are.
A girl cannot do any better than one of the "The Miller Brothers".
If you have ever dated or slept with one of "The Miller Brothers", you have come as close as Heaven as you will ever get.
I would love to date one of the "The Miller Brothers". - Every hot girl on the planet.
Native Americans once foretold a legend of two god-like brothers, and they named them "The Miller Brothers", that would walk on their land one day. They would say prayers to their gods to keep their women at bay, needless to say their prayer efforts were in vain due to "The Miller Brothers" receiving all of their prayers.
If you have ever dated or slept with one of "The Miller Brothers", you have come as close as Heaven as you will ever get.
I would love to date one of the "The Miller Brothers". - Every hot girl on the planet.
Native Americans once foretold a legend of two god-like brothers, and they named them "The Miller Brothers", that would walk on their land one day. They would say prayers to their gods to keep their women at bay, needless to say their prayer efforts were in vain due to "The Miller Brothers" receiving all of their prayers.
by Rocketmen February 11, 2010

by JustDaryl May 21, 2024

He's Dead
by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023
