1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual
2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)
2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)
Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"
by verygentlemen December 23, 2021
Get the straight white malemug. the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.
happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.
it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.
it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
person 1: "jason had sex with so many girls.. i didn't know he was gay."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
by knifeaudition June 11, 2006
Get the fuck himself straightmug. U have Straight person -itis
by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017
Get the Straight person -itismug. Cutting across several lanes of traffic to take an exit at the last possible moment while driving a vehicle. This is typically done on a freeway from the left most lane in a urban area or city like Detroit.
I was hauling on I-94 in the left lane doing a buck twenty sippin' on cognac in my Pontiac, when I realized I was about to pass my girl Michelle's exit. Sho-nuff I cut that wheel and made the turn, straight out of Compton! I musta cut across four lanes of traffic and put two wheels in the weeds! Welcome to Detroit my brutha...
by 0227 December 28, 2013
Get the Straight out of Comptonmug. by GDZ June 16, 2022
Get the Straight Pride Monthmug. A man of questionable sexual orientation that resides within the town of Prior Lake, Minnesota. They usually only exhibit their repressed homosexual urges while under the effects of alcohol. You can generally find them singing country songs at the local karaoke establishment.
Homosexual #1: "I totally got banged by JP last night."
Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"
Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."
Homosexual #2. "Oh."
Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"
Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."
Homosexual #2. "Oh."
by Sean Mendiola December 16, 2007
Get the Prior Lake Straightmug. Straight tik tok is like the ocean, we know only 5% of it but it's enough to make us not want to be near it ever again
by Pao.lina August 18, 2020
Get the Straight tik tokmug.