The Absolute Soup

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.

Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.

by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019

Souped

That feeling of being so full after you eat a big bowl of soup

I can’t run the 5k, I’m souped.

by Cappabiashka January 9, 2022

soup nose

The way that one’s nose begins to run and drip copiously in response to the stimulus of eating hot soup.

“As much as I love soup, I can never order it on a date—the soup nose just isn’t sexy.”

by nightquill May 5, 2023

Skibidi Soup

When you take a large log in a toilet and stir it up in the toilet water till its nice and smooth.

"Hah! just got that loser so hard"
"How so?"
"I made some skibidi soup and gave him a swirly in it"

by F1shsalad July 22, 2024

Eerie Soup

Saw off the ears of a skidmark, then boil them hell out of them with some onions, celery, parsley, dill if you prefer. Two hours at least. Five hours makes it worthwile. Then just ladle it boiling hot and pour it down a deserving one’s throat.

That rapist deserves some eerie soup!

by Nicisixxx August 9, 2022

Soup stain

Soup stain means to getcha own boyardeee boiiii ya own is what yall need

Soup stain boi getcha own chef boyardeen can.

by Ya boy darrel September 3, 2016

cheese soup

When a big fat faggot takes a baked potato and slobbers melted cheese all over it until it looks like cheese soup of some sort...

Goddamn slob, WTF do you need all that damn cheese for you goddamn hog.

by Ninjedi February 20, 2005