by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2020
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Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.
Turns everything to crap.
Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.
Turns everything to crap.
Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022
Get the Reverse Midas Touch mug.At Costco, you push the cart and take and eat the food from the sample stations.
At a dim sum restaurant, they're pushing the cart and they're giving you the food to eat.
At a dim sum restaurant, they're pushing the cart and they're giving you the food to eat.
by Murica! June 4, 2017
Get the reverse dim sum mug.A powerful weapon of mass destruction used by the Soviets during the battle of Pepe where the radical meme group JOE got asked who joe is witch led to the death of 69 civilians and 420 injuries. The Soviets used the weapon after their motherland was called gay. JOE quickly surrendered but the Soviets had to give up the use after the U.N's ban, due to the increased threat of sanctions and their economy starting to run dry.
Why did I waste my time, was this worth it?
Why did I waste my time, was this worth it?
by T3e May 21, 2020
Get the Uno reverse card mug.Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman went from a classless whore (prostitute by profession) of questionable character, to a charming self woman with a good head on her shoulders. This is the exact opposite.
Everything was cool with her when we started dating, but then she pulled a Reverse Pretty Woman on me and started banging another dude!
by WhiteySpoonswell June 12, 2015
Get the Reverse Pretty Woman mug.Instead of putting a round of buckshot in your head like a bitch, you take it up the ass like a man. (Shoot yourself in the ass with a shotgun)
Person 1: My Uncle commited suicide a couple days ago. I don't know what to do..
Person 2: Oh I'm so sorry, how'd he go?
1: The Reverse Kurt Cobain.
Person 2: Oh I'm so sorry, how'd he go?
1: The Reverse Kurt Cobain.
by Real_Sad_Hours July 10, 2018
Get the Reverse Kurt Cobain mug.Human 1:you are cute
Human 2: *uno reverse card*
Human 1:...that's not true
Human 2: you can't say anything about it UwU
Human 2: *uno reverse card*
Human 1:...that's not true
Human 2: you can't say anything about it UwU
by damn_ichikoOwO December 23, 2019
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