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brass donkey punch

The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.
I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.
by Tsquare May 1, 2005
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Punch A Leah Day

On the 13th November, everyone with the name Leah must be punched, kicked or slapped.
Hey Leah, its the 13th of November

Sorry, its Punch A Leah Day!
PUNCH
by merciivy October 25, 2020
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one-two punch

A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.
"Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!"

"Harsh... keep him away."
by Shrapnel December 13, 2004
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Hessischer Lucky Punch

When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.

+++ implies a boner +++
Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!
by Frankfurter Jung May 2, 2019
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kentucky tounge punch

The act of flicking your toung in and out of someones butthole, after you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken together, on horseback.
Me and my sister-cousin did a Kentucky tounge punch the other day and my butts still clean as a whistle.
by Psychedelic frog July 5, 2021
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Double tongue punch

When two homies heads go skydiving in between the same girls thighs and go to town.
Cayden and kole double tongue punched the same bitch
by Cmannnnn January 26, 2022
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Hawaiian Punch suprise

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period
Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise
by PBJsandwich27 November 20, 2018
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