by PimpoNimpo February 05, 2023
Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)
Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!
by ShutUpBev March 08, 2021
by YaBoiInc February 04, 2025
An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous
"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"
"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure
"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure
by godsmote February 05, 2013
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".
Who should get the job?
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".
Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.
by Tomonia March 06, 2015
It's a dude who is a wannabe pimp and never has any hoes or bitches. This type of man wheres knock off brand clothing or acts like he has money when he's really broke. His car is probably worth less than his rims or stereo.
Johnny p is a polyester-pimp he cons his way in to a woman's house lives bill free and tells everyone she kicked him out because she is a psycho. Truth is he never paid a dime.
by RyJerseyVset September 03, 2021