poop particle

Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.

You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!

by 7ev March 6, 2023

ripe poop

poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown

bob: yo dude
billy: hm?
bob: i just had a ripe poop
billy: that's..cool..

by biblically correct. March 17, 2023

Poop snakin

On a mission to go eat some ass

Bro, I went poop snakin last weekend and it was bomb af.

by SlonchDaddy October 19, 2019

Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.

"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"

by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019

Cadbury Poop

When the Poop is hard on the outside and soft one the inside. The smell of the center will generally overwhelm a house.

Liam laid a god awful Cadbury poop, like it was half solid but had a creamy center and stunk up the entire house.

by Obi M October 11, 2021

Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.

Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)

by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021