Poop Sanctum

It's a soundproof washroom where you can shit without idiots trying to yell stuff at you through the door at you!

I need to make use of the poop sanctum, so I don't have to listen to your senseless blathering while shitting.

by MattyRolston87 November 16, 2011

poop tuck

when you go to the bathroom and walk out with your shirt tucked in

Johnny looks a little different after he freshened up, must be the poop tuck

by Peacedancer April 22, 2023

The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

Poop snakin

On a mission to go eat some ass

Bro, I went poop snakin last weekend and it was bomb af.

by SlonchDaddy October 19, 2019

Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.

"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"

by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019

Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.

Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)

by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021