The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.
Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
by sociologistjosh March 30, 2019
Get the Shit Sprintmug. Taking a giant shit by the side of the road and leaving it there. Could be in any number of areas including, but not limited to: Iowa, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rural New York, anywhere in New Jersey, Appalachia, the South, unpopulated swaths of the American West, and anywhere people wake up after a bender or have driven on a road trip after contracting food poisoning. May or may not include napkins, underwear and undergarments. (Pre-COVID, might also have included cleaning wipes if they were in the vehicle.)
Oh, man, I shit littered off of exit 464 again... I think it was the combo of last night's Toppers and the raw egg burger that may have given me food poisoning.
by Orcharge October 16, 2020
Get the Shit littermug. John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.
Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.
Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.
by Defon April 7, 2018
Get the Spikey shitmug. A shit ping is when you ping/@ing someone on discord and saying nothing or saying something dumb like "monke" though this seems to not work in memes channels
by Poggers 69 March 20, 2021
Get the Shit pingmug. Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME
Guy: shit you're a champ
Guy: shit you're a champ
by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020
Get the Midnight shitmug. A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.
Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
by Des Perateben April 24, 2010
Get the Shit buoymug.