Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.

by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016

Horse

Creature from the video game Red Dead Redemption use for transportation, is also a good and lovable companion who will help you never feel lonely while playing.

Gamer 1 : Is everything ok dude ?
Gamer 2 : No my horse just died

by MayDinHell November 14, 2018

Whore horse

A girl that looks like a horse who tries to fuck everyone but no one wants it. Only the very desperate.

That’s whore horse is so depesprate she fucks her own brother that looks like a cow.

by Chicken nuggeter November 16, 2018

go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

by yasi. November 29, 2018

Horse Circle

When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.

As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress

"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"

Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."

by Urban Gems July 7, 2017

video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.

Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."

by Slamberelli July 28, 2017