Light master

A white male who is so white that he cannot be detected in the presence of strong light. His skin has no pigmentation and he will never tan, not even on the surface of the Sun.He is the complete opposite of a shadow master. While shadow masters have accepted their powers and blended into society, a light master will very rarely leave his natural habitat, typically a basement, an attic or any reclusive space. In many cases, their social skills are not very developed,and they must seek refuge elsewhere, like Runescape for example. This is why there are no "light master" groups. They travel and live alone, barely surviving each day as freaks of society. They are very aggressive and defensive about their skin tone, usually explaining that it's not their fault. They are just trying to fool you, and putting them in a corner will trigger their defense mechanism(disappearing into the light).They will usually retreat and not be seen for periods of months at a time. It is not dangerous to fuck with them, unless he is acquainted with a shadow master. In that case, do not fuck with them, unless you too are part of a powerful shadow master's entourage. In that case, feel free to do whatever the fuck you please.

Do not confuse them with albinos, who suffer from a sad illness. Light masters are very deceitful and evil,and will do anything to reach their ultimate goal of turning all shadow masters into light masters, which would spell the end of the world as we know it. At the moment, shadow masters are ironically their rulers, and it is not likely that the situation will change soon, unless we see the appearance of a super light master, who would obliterate the mighty shadow tribe. The rest is still unwritten...

by LightShadow September 11, 2011

master benba

never ending leaning and sharing to other people

You will be master benba if you keep studying hard and never lose hope

by getword February 5, 2017

The Rice Master

The Rice Master is not one who should be taken lightly. The Rice Master is one with the rice having complete omnipotence over rice and it’s likeliness. The Rice Master knows all.

Yo fam make sure you declare your rice to The Rice Master so you don’t get in trouble fam.

by The Rice Master March 18, 2024

deez nutz master

someone who has gotten and intensely large amount of people with deez nutz jokes.

guy 1: hey are you okay?

guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?

guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master

by hailskiey May 10, 2021

Crud Master

A Crud Master is a definite jalopy of a car. The Crud Master is a rinky dink box of rusty bolts.

My friend pulled up to the party in his Crud Master, so we sent him home.

by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023

Rubik’s cube master

An athletic guy who loves Jesus and can solve the Rubik’s cube in less than 50 seconds. He has solved the 8x8 Rubik’s cube as well.

Person 1: is that Rubik’s cube master?
Person 2: yes, he is very quick and smart with it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025

Master E

Not to be confused with "Master Electronics" or "e-master", Master E is indeed a person and demands respect.
Master E gets straight to the point and though he has a strong connection to tomatoes, he never reveals it when talking about official business. Master E is a firm believer in giving up on ones dreams, and instead running pump and dump scams off of TikTok.
He is always watching.

"Silent students sitting sheepishly, suppressed sensations, stillness satisfying" -Master E

by Questioningman November 22, 2021