taint master

ryan rader

by sama April 28, 2003

Maste

A slang term for the word father.

Luke, I'm you're Maste.
Maste! My wanted more hair on my head and my body doesn't like me, so it started growing in between my legs!

by ThePussPussMaste March 15, 2017

butt face crack master

a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.

guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!

by the1stikkia August 17, 2009

Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.

A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes

by Herardo May 24, 2016

heroic master chief

a person obssessed with Final Fantasy VII, saying that FF7 pwns anyhting...easily!

Look out! We are dealing with one big heroic master chief. EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!

by m a p l e j e t March 24, 2004

Master of Reality

What some flabby loser probably proclaimed himself while living in his mom's basement until 35.

"I know all! For I am the Master of Reality! Damn it, why isn't AOL connecting??"

by Devil October 21, 2003

mashed up

See mash.

He was completely mashed up.

by Alastair November 19, 2003