Poop carpet

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017

poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 23, 2012

Scenic Pooping

Pooping in a Vacation Poop Location where one is captured and intrigued by one's surroundings whilst unloading.

Greatest Vacation Pooping Location was at the top of that mountain we hiked. I'll sure tell you what- never been greater Scenic Pooping. If only you could see.. Now all I need is a blumpkin while Scenic Pooping.

Women's restrooms are great Vacation Poop Locations, especially for one seeking a Scenic Poop, nice pictures to look at and flowers to smell while taking a crap.

by kariusvega August 6, 2012

sneaky poop

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.

Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.

by GirlzDontPoop March 1, 2015

Poop Demon

Someone who is extremely annoying and unfunny. On most occasions they think they are funny but the only reason people laugh at them is because they feel bad.

Joe: “Do you know Mack, I heard she’s a real Poop Demon”

Mary: “Oh yeah, I heard shes the most unfunny person in school”

by Jack Mackray January 20, 2022

Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.

"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"

by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019

poop bubble

poop bubble is when you poop and it pops

i just made a poop bubble in my pants

by dodo jojo November 3, 2020