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Emerson's Life

My life is Emerson's Life
by EmersonB October 18, 2012
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life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011
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My life

my life is shit
by drtjdtyjdtyj November 18, 2018
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Life points

Life points are usually used in games to worry the shit out of you when you only have 1 left (this is if you don't regenerate in the game)
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Life points
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
by J4V3 July 12, 2017
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life of boris

The slav king,a slavic youtuber that shows us the livestyle of a true slave
by SomeGuyOnTheInternet..... August 5, 2017
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My life

Man: hey how are you? How’s life?

Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ

Woman: My life is good how about you

Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE
by The memeing of life January 8, 2019
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Lox Life

Everyone wants to live the Lox Life
by Hihosilver January 15, 2019
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