by EmersonB October 18, 2012
Get the Emerson's Life mug.The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011
Get the life sexpectancy mug.Life points are usually used in games to worry the shit out of you when you only have 1 left (this is if you don't regenerate in the game)
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Life points
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
by J4V3 July 12, 2017
Get the Life points mug.by SomeGuyOnTheInternet..... August 5, 2017
Get the life of boris mug.Man: hey how are you? How’s life?
Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ
Woman: My life is good how about you
Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE
Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ
Woman: My life is good how about you
Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE
by The memeing of life January 8, 2019
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