by rex12 September 8, 2021
Get the Rusty Bucketmug. When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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by Playtard July 15, 2019
Get the Bucket Maxmug. mark:i put the buckets in the shed
shawn:ok now go put the hose up-.....what did you do bad
mark:i just did a bad, i regret the thing i did (song)
shawn:ok now go put the hose up-.....what did you do bad
mark:i just did a bad, i regret the thing i did (song)
by the weirdo unicorn January 3, 2021
Get the buckets in the shedmug. A pair of shorts that may or may not exist in this reality. During an event that will remain undisclosed, a very boofed up man mentioned Bucket Shorts during conversation at the undisclosed event.
Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
Get the Bucket Shortsmug. by TommoErased August 27, 2025
Get the clunk bucketmug. Definition? There's isn't one; is it a slutty bucket, or a bucket full of sluts? Nobody knows, and that's why it's perfect
by mc-brezzie March 5, 2022
Get the slut bucketmug. Refers to the sometime recipient of male ejaculate resulting from a "circle jerk" (more than two men self-masturbating in a social setting, as to a porn film.) Also, it may refer to a person who masturbates two or more men simultaneously; i.e., at the centre of a circle. Usually used in a derogatory sense.
Used figuratively as a self-deprecation: "I feel like the bucket man at a circle jerk."
Used figuratively as a self-deprecation: "I feel like the bucket man at a circle jerk."
see above, or:
"We got a little excited watching the Jenna Jamison video, and Micah was the bucket man!"
"I don't want to be the bucket man in a Turkish prison movie!"
"We got a little excited watching the Jenna Jamison video, and Micah was the bucket man!"
"I don't want to be the bucket man in a Turkish prison movie!"
by midfielder13 October 21, 2009
Get the Bucket Manmug.