troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

rule 38 of the internet

Anything that can be turned into porn will be turned into porn

Make sure to know rule 38 of the internet so you know that even your pets,elderly,and even your trees aren't safe.

by JarlBatman September 27, 2015

The Internet

An amazing and equally terrifying place, where you can do whatever you want... but have to be aware of everyone so you don't get lots of haters, trolls, the grammar police etc...

Wow, man. The internet is awesome!
Watch out for trolls! >XD

by AreYouSureI'mACat April 7, 2015

The Internet is for Khorne

A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne

The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!

So grab your dick and double click for

Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I eat swag for breakfast February 5, 2017

fire up the internet

Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.

*switching on evil machines*

FIRE UP THE INTERNET!

by Italian guy2 February 24, 2011

scav off james' internet

an activity in which many children from the town kirkby participate. scavving off james' internet is the art of standing outside james' house with your ipod touch/iphone and connecting to his wifi. people often do this when out and about in the town. this can also be done outside other people's houses if you know their wifi password.

lewis: how are you on facebook if you've gone out?

charlie: im scavving off james' internet.

lewis: oh, i love to scav off james' internet

by peter file 1997 May 19, 2011

Won an Internet

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.

Congratu-fucking-lations, you Won an Internet, you can quit life now.

by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014