doing a Delaney.

A phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they MAY or MAY NOT have made first.

Which in turn renders then an unfunny twat thus turning the joke upon themselves.

Man A: " Oi, that's my joke! I said it first!"

man B: "Prove it, you muppet"

Man A: " I'll do more than that, I'll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner"

Man B (shaking head at anally retentive man a :"Twats "doing a Delaney." again"

by Becsnicetits October 05, 2009

Doing a John

Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.

So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...

by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004

to do a Rosco

the need to take a shit before an event

"Sorry guys had to do a Rosco, I couldn't start playing football till I got that out."

by Chris Christensen October 26, 2003

fuck do

The kind of messy hair do that arises from human mating

- Bad hair day?
- Not at all. Just made it lucky with X, great fuck do!

by Sam Adams II May 14, 2007

booty do

where yo stomach stick out more den yo booty do !

that pregnant lady got a booty do.

by Babi Gurl & Tini August 08, 2010

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

Square Do

SquareDo: A hair style popularized by 90's era boy bands- short on the sides, longer on top with the frindge being styled upwards whilst the rest of the hair is pushed down on the head. Mostly seen styled with gel or with a 'wet look' and sometimes with 'frosted tips' Think NSYNC or BACK STREET BOYS.

Nice Square Do bud- its very late 90's

by Urban Wordie July 21, 2010