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pocket chicken

1. When you wrap fried chicken in napkins and stick it in your pocket to save for later.
2. Another name for a man's penis.

3. The feminine version of "cock."
"Jacob, why aren't you eating your fried chicken?"
"I don't like to eat in public," he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal and stick it in his pocket.

"Dude, pocket chicken!"
by Chesch April 15, 2017
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chicken lag

When one does not feel good after having lots of chicken.
I had the wings from the restaurant down the street, and now I got the chicken lag.
by Ravi B. August 3, 2006
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Chicken McSuckits

The snack of douchebags, jerkoffs, assholes, and scumbags. An insult.

if used correctly, mentioning chicken mcsuckits is equivalent to the phrase "i bite my thumb at you sir" and even more so "suck my dick"
dude, go snack on some chicken mcsuckits, douchebag
by Bigweenor September 22, 2010
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Smoke the chicken

When a male blows on the rim of a person of the opposite sex. Can be vice-versa and be done female on male.
Im a totes gonna smoke the chicken on that girl!
by Smoking the Chicken March 6, 2011
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Chicken thigh

The answer to any "why" question
Person 1: "You cannot do X
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Chicken thigh
by I will use my real name March 18, 2021
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Chicken Situation

When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.
Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.

Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?

Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.

Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.
by CSituation June 1, 2010
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angry chicken

After fucking your girl, you cum all over her face while tearing open a feather pillow and throw all the feather in her face - which stick to her and in her fury she gets up and squacks like and LOOKS like an 'angry chicken'!
I was fucking Jen and pulled an angry chicken on her, she went crazy and was spitting out and cleaning up feathers all night!
by little fox October 26, 2012
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