Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants

Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.

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Check your delay

The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.

Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered

by Hey Big Show October 17, 2019

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Those small separator beams at the check-out.

"come on! You forgot the separator!"

"Can you grab the check-out separators?"

by Thor Prit gut December 01, 2016

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A means of fact-checking someone's story to ensure they are not smoking crack.

Daniel's proposal seems a bit ambitious. Maybe we should crack check him.

by harrylepotter August 22, 2019

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You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.

by N1ggerBBC69 May 07, 2024

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In football when while in the dog pile you grab and twist and/or rip, someone's dick on the opposite team.

I don't know why they're so mad coach all I did was check their oil ( i.e. checking the oil).

by MediocreDickRick October 19, 2020

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When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.

Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*

by tittysprinklers December 01, 2013

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