hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
by arrbby July 1, 2011

Christian is the best boyfriend ever. we all need a Christian in our lives. He is sweet, funny, caring and every green flag there can be.
So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again
So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again
by Loofy_edits November 6, 2022

Christian is an interesting boy. He may not care as much about learning, but he does care about other things. Christian is usually a runner, both long and short distance. They like to try out new things and make friends with random people. Christian likes making long and complicated handshakes; it’s one of his specialties. Lastly, Christian has a good sense of humor, he doesn’t take things too personally.
Thing 1: that kid refuse to come to study session! He demands on going to cross country practice.
Thing 2: really? Must be Christian.
Thing 2: really? Must be Christian.
by heirofwords September 6, 2019

by bitchasswhore6969 June 2, 2020

Christian: hey baby girl
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

A cutie patootie kattegrilling
Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?
by GalaxyAnusObliterator February 17, 2024
