Buddy Dysmorphia

when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend

I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.

by four leaf blower February 18, 2022

Munt Buddy

One who partakes in the act of Munting with their friend on frequent occasion; Two people Munting together on frequent occasions are Munt Buddies.

Hey wanna be my Munt Buddy? Meet me at the graveyard at 10

by SgtCum May 19, 2024

D-buddies

A term used in roller hockey when describing the two defensive partners.

Eric and Will are D-buddies.

by Tigerblood Coach July 15, 2011

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

buddies with benefits

Two buddies who aren't in a committed friendship but both benefit from one another's company.

Stephen is one of my buddies with benefits, sometimes we throw down at his place, other times we throw down at our place, but it's not like I'm going to be at his wedding party.

by BoiBoiBoiPOLOS March 28, 2017

Pulling a "Buddy"

A person who acts like your friend at work only to claim your ideas and victories as their own

Sherry: I have a great idea..."Why don't we use x to achieve y"
Buddy: That's a terrible idea Sherry

*Next day in the management meeting

Buddy: I have a great idea...why don't we use x to achieve y?
Management: *standing ovation

Sherry: Thanks for pulling a "Buddy"

by BrideOfChucky February 10, 2021

Sperm Buddies

2 guys who finish at the same time inside a woman and get her pregnant.

“Did we just become sperm buddies?”

“Yup!”

by Crumble Man August 20, 2019