Bucket

Also known as turdbucket, an insult or term of endearment depending on how you use it, like idiot, moron, or loser.

"Don't be such a bucket!" ("You're such a bucket.")

"You turdbucket."

"I'm just being a bucket."

by 123KLE September 18, 2018

Bucket Dick

An STD caught by a male cadet who has had sexual encounters with far too many trou, no cure is known and it is said to be terminal.

Cadet Y: I heard Jeremy got with another trou last night.

Cadet X: He better be careful or he'll get Bucket Dick

by TheCCQ March 24, 2009

Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 2, 2023

Chum bucket

Typically referring to someone who is a bummy ass hole as a bucket of fish guts.

Often times these people are Honda civic drivers.

"Hey that chum bucket in the Honda civic just cut me off."

"Get on xbox Logan, dont be a chum bucket"

by LES PETE February 2, 2019

Noose in a bucket

Don't get your noose in a bucket

Barbara....cool the fuck off. Don't get your noose in a bucket. I will be back.

by Sally from the valley December 5, 2021

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

kit bucket

actual feline of proportions that can be punted like a football

I'm going to punt kit bucket

by GoodRexium February 2, 2022