Andrew

A man among men. Who focuses more on his own world and aspirations rather than the system and everyday dull life thus making him excellent with his hands and an avid outdoorsman. Andrew is not afraid of authority, snakes,taxes spiders and other nonsense. He takes challenges head on when his random Portuguese friend is trying to whip him instead of cowering he strikes back grabbing the whip. When Andrew sees a random drain pipe, cave, aardvark den his natural urge is to go inside because he knows that when there is a hole there is a goal. Unlike most normies Andrew is not afraid to use a Bic lighter to incinerate any ticks that successfully punctured his hide. He is not afraid of heights and leaps like a spider monkey over obstacles courses and dives through tunnels knife in hand ready to take on any who dare reside in such dark places. To other people he is one or more of many things chad, crazy, autistic, downie, has down syndrome, based, odd, a brother, son, built different, differently intelligent, stupid poes and loyal friend.

Person 1: Did you see him do that obstacle course.
Person 2: he was such an andrew

by Slightly better indavidual January 17, 2024

Michael Andrews

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.

Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!

by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020

Andrewism

Loathsome, degenerate ideas, void of intelligence or reason.

A complete fucking Danielist, full of Andrewism's.

by OzPatriot36 August 18, 2021

Andrew

Andrew is basically an adult midget. He has stopped growing and is still waiting on his growth spurt. He is also intelligent when he feels like it but that's not very often. He also has an big penis.

Person :Omg Andrew is so weird
Friend: Yeah I know right he has a weird dick

by CIC#1hornerman November 20, 2023

Andrew

It's a fucking name

His name is Andrew

by Hey there hi there November 23, 2021

Andrew

Andrew is a man who is very sexual and hot. He can make a woman orgasm so strongly with just his fingers. Andrew is cute and kind but has a naughty side; he is always horny

That guys so hot, he must be called Andrew

by willybumbum6 November 22, 2021

Andrew Garfield

To try to admit you're not involved in an upcoming movie or series by obviously admitting it

Interviewer: Will you be playing this role in the next movie.
Actor: I really don't know, although I am in contact with the producer.
Said actor just did an Andrew Garfield.

by Xava67 June 1, 2022