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Emily

I am Emily,

I got the crazy everybody wants.

I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole

With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.

You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!

I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words

But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!

lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love

I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬

I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!

I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community

Everyone is Beautiful

except for

the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment
Emily, your an asshole! But what a sweet asshole you are! 🥴
by God-ass November 15, 2022
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Emily

A real prick she is. Fucking snake and toxic gworl. She's probably the worst like emily in pairs the arsehole. Probably the kid who carves a secret out of you and then tells the whole fucking school.
by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022
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Is a stupid cunt who's ugly face is a deterrent for all people. Never talk to an Emily just spit on her and walk away.
by Heeeeehhheeeee November 22, 2022
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Emily is a grumpy little lassie who will do the stabby, into you eyes.
"Hey Emily"
"*Insane noises*"
"Ok emily, time for bed."
by ExistingSomeone November 24, 2022
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Emily Pickles

Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.

Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!

Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.

Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…
“Damn, what’s that smell”

“It smells like sharts”

“Yeah, it smells like emily pickles
by puddingpie69 November 28, 2022
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Emily

A girl who is really short and tempermental. Will easily get mad when you insult her height.
Wow she's only 5'1"? She's an Emily
by aslkdfjasd;lfk April 24, 2022
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These people that write how amazing she is are probs Emily's. Never trust the internet.
Emily: omg I'm gonna type about my name omg.
Me: no.
by Blanndo April 24, 2022
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