jumping jacking

when the guy exsplodes with so much cum it send the gir flying in the air ussaually to her death

sally dies whille jumping jacking

by the jacker12321 January 13, 2016

Jizz Jack

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and punching the very unfortunate victim by surprise in the face, usually resulting in them being knocked unconscious. Can also be referred to as "the handfull haymaker, cum crippler, semen slap, or the brick bop."

Dude 1: "holy shit man, did u hear about jacob?"
Dude 2: "uh..no, what's the haps?"
Dude 1: "oh damn, last night he was makin a hot pocket when out of nowhere he gets jizz jacked, it was tight yo!"

Mom: "daaaannny! Did cocoa shit on the carpet agaaain?!"
Son: "yeah..but its totally fine now, that bitch ass mutt got jizz jacked!"

by whack_sauce19 January 29, 2010

face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

by waveyourarms May 09, 2008

The Crispy Jack

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

by Glovehands April 20, 2009

Battle Jack

Is when someone masturbating or jack-off in a warzone when theres nothing much to do beside gun-fights.

Soldier 1: "hey dude, have you ever thought about a battle jack?"
Soldier 2: "Are you mad???"
Soldier 1: "Beside, you might be the first kid on the block you know?"

by MasturbAZN February 05, 2009

Facebook Jacked

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.

Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."

by TRIVIAMASTERDAD January 29, 2011

Underwater Jacking

I believe a better term for wanking in the tub would be "Bathturbation"

Last night Dan had a bath and performed Underwater Jacking aka Bathturbation

by lizard_lightning March 20, 2015