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Human

A species of sentient and intelligent carbon based lifeforms which evolved from a certain species of chimpanzee-like animals from a very, very long time ago. Humans (or homosapiens) have started from the caves doing nothing but following instincts and surviving, to basically becoming the main dominant lifeform on this planet we call Earth. The human race have achieved many great things and are very social, but face many issues such as pollution, conflict and war between the different sub-species of humans (ethnics) and other issues that may cause a major breakdown in the races’ economy, society and survival. Basically humans are just animals with great achievements, but with issues from human origins that if not taken seriously and if we dont cooperate, we all die. The war that may or may not be happening right now will mean nothing if there is nothing to protect in the future because of the humans’ ignorant behavior. We as a species are failing and have come to a point of no return. We must work together and forget our differences to rebuild our society into a world where we all fit together. Only then we can move to the next stage of the purpose of this species existence
Humans are just creatures who will fight for their place in existence while destroying themselves”
by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017
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Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.
“How was last night with liv?”
I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”
by DJ1580 April 29, 2019
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Human

A Human is a person capable of living in total harmony and connection with nature and all living things on this beautiful earth. Capable of growing infinite abundant gardens where life blooms and no profit is ever needed because the biggest profit is for free food and health.

Sometimes Humans think they need to fight to survive. And some also think they need to work from 9 to 5 an entire life working for a company that’s just brings him money…

Humans are amazing beautiful beings that need to wake up for Love to start perceiving life to its top level.
Human is belonging
by LeonLePro December 4, 2021
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Human fartbox centipede

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).
For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.
by Spudoncus March 21, 2021
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The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat
Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.
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Sub-Human

A person that is so much of a fai,ure that they are a different, worse species.
You are a sub-human for reading this sentence.
by Dvaglbn Ocsocktua March 28, 2025
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HUMAN

DEAR DUMB@SS YOUR A F#CKING HUMAN UNLESS YOUR A MONKEY OR SOME SH/T LIKE I KNEW HUMANS(US WHERE DUMB BUT REALLY THIS DUMB HOLY SH?T)
HUMAN
by IQAUDZ February 14, 2023
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