anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork

Dude I just got anxious waffles!!

by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017

waffle rider

An attractive female full of charm and wit, but who has a mildly retarded egomaniac for a brother.

That Mandi is such a waffle rider. I would hook up with her if it weren't for her brother.

by MizRacy March 20, 2010

waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form

who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom

by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021

Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.

1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”

by Kiddly November 6, 2021

waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain

G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.

by Adamr86 February 19, 2024

waffle out

Flaking out on plans

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.

by Kdizzle930 January 24, 2014

The Waffle House

originated during 2021 when a young gentlemen worked at the waffle house and had the most foul and putrid experience ever, therefore creating The Waffle House phenomenon

if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!

"Fuck man, this job fucking sucks i hate it, its like the waffle house all over again!!"

by MindlessBrunette April 22, 2025