dick beige

A word used to describe the skin color of white douche bags and fuckbois

My new boyfriend is a nice shade of dick beige. So hot...

by Chaos chaos December 8, 2016

dick twins

Dick twins: Your dick looks like your face by mistake. Dick twins...

Your face looks just like your dick. That's why when you go down on her she always says no. Not yet not yet. Dick twins...

by mali it titi mo June 7, 2017

Dick Riggered

When you get dicked so hard you fall asleep immediately.
In a state of blissful rigor mortis.
Then you wake up stiff.

Damn, he rocked me so hard last night, I got a case of the dickermortis. The ol' dick down. I was full on dick riggered.

by HulkSlogans October 16, 2021

Dark as dick

Darker than black people

"Whoah man that guy is dark as dick"

by Sinop24 August 12, 2017

Big Dick Appreciation Month

The month of November is dedicated to all the big dicks in our lives and appreciation we have for them as we move into the Winter Solstice.

"Just a reminder, we're having our potluck Big Dick Appreciation Month this weekend.

by CalamitySymphony November 22, 2022

Dick

big stick that is used for reproduction

He is fapping his dick in front of me

by Forever new September 21, 2022

Little Dick Danny

Slang for a guy that has a small micropenis that’s generally uncut.

His dick literally inverted inside of his body when it was soft. He’s a little dick Danny.

by Laughingoutloud23 September 27, 2018