Illusory ass

A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.

Even though she really had no ass, the illusory ass position made it look like she did.

by The guy September 13, 2016

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Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.

Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.

by XeerOh February 22, 2024

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National Grab Ass Day 2

April 15 is National Grab Ass day 2
Single or Taken u grab Ass

I participated in National Grab Ass Day 2 it was a blast ~ Kairos

by Silvia Johnson April 12, 2019

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Picnic ass

1.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.

1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.

by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022

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Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022

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