Henry’s dick

It’s 69.420 inches long. Way longer than Tootymcbootys

Henry’s Dick is so big

by Glizzysucker69 June 12, 2022

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Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

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Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

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Small dick

Ur not really equipped correctly to please a woman

Uve got a small dick

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

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Dick For Danfoss

When you have no spares onboard and Dave the Lecky offers to suck you off, with his eyes closed.

Dave "Hey tom this splined shaft in the Danfoss KFR unit needs replaced but we have no spares "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "

by ERhardons March 20, 2021

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