When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.
She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.
by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018
Get the Charmin Dickmug. To be inlove with a boy. You’d do anything for him and you can’t get over him. (Doesn’t always mean it’s a good thing, sometimes they can use this against you”
by mmheyy December 21, 2020
Get the Dicked outmug. by Vampxxire February 26, 2021
Get the Dickmug. by YOUR MOMS PUSSY! WOOOOOOOOOO November 24, 2021
Get the dickmug. 1). A rather ridiculous name.
2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.
2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.
Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”
by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021
Get the Dick Pussymug. A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.
by DickRick990 March 28, 2025
Get the speed dickmug. by pp slapper May 9, 2023
Get the MY DICKmug.