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Ass

Numbers I chased…
Meaning I thought had…
Instead it was me I guess going mad…
Never had I wanted someone’s love so bad…

Realizing…. Slowly….

It is not me:(
I see your dream…
How I wish…

That darn reality…
Was right…
Once I saw a post…
If she loves me as much as I love her, we will survive anything…
Unfortunately, I never had your love
Yep.. dumb ass
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 February 2, 2024
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Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person
Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers
by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016
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dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum
She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets
by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018
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National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure
Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.
by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019
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Ass-Crawler

The Ass-Crawler is a person who goes beyond sucking up to people to get in higher places or benefit themselves. Usually, the most annoying person to be around and you definitely don't want one as a friend
The Bridgette chick she is such an ass-crawler
by LRKayJay August 24, 2018
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Rotten ass wagg

When Matt Wagg takes a shit in Metro and it fucking smells like absolute shit
Matt took a shit and smells like a rotten ass wagg
by Asswagg August 5, 2017
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National Ass pic Day

The day where you send your ass to your boyfriend. It is any day in July.
by Shelby Brown July 15, 2020
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