A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
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Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
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what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.
Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.
also: u will die.
PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.
PPS: nothing.
Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.
also: u will die.
PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.
PPS: nothing.
I said what I said.
I typed what I typed.
Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.
I typed what I typed.
Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.
by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 18, 2024
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