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Alejandro

Alejandro is a dick.

by boneham November 22, 2014

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Dick-clipper

A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.

"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."

by Fishtits69 June 24, 2024

dick

the scar on camdens face. he has a small one so the scar makes up for it

camden has a small dick.

by 147852bjamdtc April 21, 2018

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick

I'ma grab your dick because its National Grab Dick day

by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019

dick do

When a mans gut gets so big it sticks out further than his dick.

"my gut sticks out more than my dick do"

That dude is so fat he has a dick do.

by hblack81 April 16, 2014